'Steve Stay covers Junk Food Junkie - Written by Larry Groce 1975 V1- You know I love that organic cooking, I always ask for more And they call me Mr Natural, On down to the health food store I only eat good sea salt, White sugar don\'t touch my lips And my friends is always begging me to take them on macrobiotic trips, Yes, they are Oh, but at night I stake out my strong box, That I keep under lock and key And I take it off to my closet, Where nobody else can see I open that door so slowly, Take a peek up north and south Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie, And I pop it in my mouth CHORUS Yeah, in the daytime I\'m Mr Natural, Just as healthy as I can be But at night I\'m a junk food junkie, Good lord have pity on me V2- Well, at lunchtime you can always find me, At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar Just sucking on my plain white yogurt, From my hand thrown pottery jar And sippin\' a little hand pressed cider, With a carrot stick for dessert And wiping my face in a natural way, On the sleeve of my peasant shirt, Oh, yeah Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight, And I\'m all by myself I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, Dr Pepper and an ole Moon Pie Then I sit back in glorious expectation Of a genuine junk food high CHORUS V3- My friends down at the commune, They think I\'m pretty neat Oh, I don\'t know nothing about arts and crafts, But I give \'em all something to eat I\'m a friend to old Euell Gibbons, And I only eat home grown spice I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn, Filled up with my brown rice, Yes, I do Oh, folks but lately I have been spotted, With a Big Mac on my breath Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders, With a face as white as death I\'m afraid someday they\'ll find me, Just stretched out on my bed With a handful of Pringles potato chips, And a Ding Dong by my head CHORUS'
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