'2 Big Cheat Days + A Week Of MSG Loaded Chinese Food = A Deserved Weight Gain of 1.8 Pounds!'

'2 Big Cheat Days + A Week Of MSG Loaded Chinese Food = A Deserved Weight Gain of 1.8 Pounds!'
03:28 Dec 17, 2023
'It\'s disappointing Shoveling Snow over two hours for two days each, just to gain 1.8 pounds back in just one week.  But sometimes you cheat; you lose.  After reflecting on my several transgressions during this past seven days, my weight gain makes perfect sense to me.  Sunday afternoon before the snowstorm, I took my kids out to an Indian Food Restaurant in Jersey City.  I then ran out of eggs cheese and meat.  I walked to my local Chinese Food Restaurant and ordered food all week out of laziness of shopping properly.  My girlfriend(expert dietician) shared me information on the wonders of MSG(Monosodium Glutamate).  An evil ingredient used in place of salt, to add taste to very cheap processed food.  Studies prove it\'s addictive properties not only have you coming back for more of their delicious entrees but may contribute to OBESITY!!!  End of the week Saturday Night was Jack\'s Lobster Shanty Night.  Lobster Bisque, Lobster MacnCheese, and yes...Mississippi MudSlide Pie for Dessert.  Now to think of it.  G-d was kind to only take away just under 2 pounds from all of my hard work.  Lesson learned.  1.  Keep more careful track of what goes into your body as well as how much and how often.  2.  Stay the HECK!!!! AWAY!!!  From Chinese Restaurants and their evil ingredient MSG!!!! 3.  NOW!!!  GUESS WHO\'s PISSED!!!  LOL...     SEE YOU NEXT SUNDAY!!!!' 

Tags: obesity , MSG(Monosodium Glutamate) , expert dietician

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